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| Alien
VS Predator 2 07
JAN 08 I watched Alien vs Predator 2 even though I know its gonna suck. But since me and my friends got nothing to do and NOBODY wanted to play CS that day, we just surrendered our monies to Golden Village and hope for the best. The next best thing that was showing at that time was “I am Legend” and “National Treasure” but I have seen them both. I don’t wanna watch “The Golden Compass” because I have a problem with the polar bear; it reminded me a lot of Coca Cola commercials.. but nevermind about that. |
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where should I start with this? Hmm number 1, I gotta tell you I haven’t
seen part 1.. and I heard that sucked too. Basically the story is about
how an Alien and a Predator got jiggy with it and went interracial...
wait, I mean interspecies and pops out a hybrid, 50% Alien - 50% Predator
and 0.01% cucumber... conveniently know as “Predalien”. Man
that thing was butt ugly but since he got some mixed genes, the creature
proved to be stronger and smarter. The problem with the entire movie was that A LOT of the action scenes cannot be seen. The aliens were creeping in dark sewers, everybody was getting alien raped AT NIGHT and visibility was made worse when it started to rain. I was squinting and watching blurry rubber costumes and trying to differentiate between an Alien’s tail to a Predator’s moustache. It totally reminded me of the action sequences from transformers.. same problem too.. just a blurry mish-mash of metal. Anywho, if you asked my opinion (because it’s the one that truly matters haha) on regards who is the more superior species, I gotta say that the Predator wins hands down. In this movie, the Predator was killing aliens like as if he was from some Pest Control company. The aliens was crawling like a bunch of cockroaches except for the mixed breed “Predalien”.. he was a badass. To conclude, if you wanna see a good Predator movie, choose Predator Part 1.. the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger and if you wanna watch Aliens, watch Aliens Resurrection because you can see the Aliens as clear as day! You can even watch them swim and dodge bullets.. Its true!.. Oh well, all said and done… this movie deserves a…. |
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Upside:
Watching
an alien burst out from the chest of a 7 year old.
Downside: |
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![]() Behold the Predalienny! Part Predator, part Alien.. ALL BUNNY! |
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