Rush Hour 3 19 SEPT 07

HRemember the time when I said the Simpsons sucked and if you have choice, you should watch Rush Hour instead? Ok my bad, Rush Hour 3 sucked too.

But before I comprain about the suckiness of the movie let me give you the gist of what the movie is about. If I can remember, the story is about how them Chinese triads are getting out of control and something about finding a map and Jackie Chan having a long lost Jap brother that he refuse to kill. Yeah.. that is as far as I can remember.

This is why it sucked.. the action sequences looked rigid and choreographed, especially with the scene where Jackie Chan passed Chris Tucker the gun without the bullets. The scene with the kids in the Dojo was just ha-ha funny. You can scrap that whole entire dojo scene and the story can still work. And lastly there was this anti-American French cab driver saying stuff like.. “Yes, I love danger. I want to be an American.” It’s funny but it was lame funny.

But on the upside, Jackie Chan can still kick ass even though he is what.. 50? And Chris Tucker is funny especially with the traffic congestion scene. But too bad with all the Kung Fu chops and racial jokes.. it still can’t save this Rush Hour dud. So I declare this movie a thumbs down...

   

 
   
Upside:
Watching Jackie Chan do tricks even though he's getting old. Chris Tucker's usual rambling about being a Blackinese.

Downside:
Kung Fu sequence not as good as the previous 1 and 2. Lame characters and lack of content.

 
   
 
   
 
 
 
 
   
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