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Embarassing
Moment
07 MAY 07
Ok
after all that hardcore talk about the educational system, I think
we all need a break and touch on something light hearted, don’t
you agree?? What I’m about to tell you is highly confidential..
I’m gonna share with you, one of the top embarrassing moments
of my life and I hope you 11 visitors would just keep it to yourself
after reading this.. Don’t tell anyone.. cause if not, I paiseh.
Hahaha Everybody
did something stupid and in this case embarrassing, one time or
another right? Sometimes you manage to save your last shreds of
dignity but sometimes, you realise that there’s no way out
and you are just left to pick up the pieces and pray to God, nobody
saw you or wished the ground would just swallow you up. The embarrassment
can be so severe, that it is forever etched in your mind but hey,
at least now you have stories to share with close friends and
have a good laugh about it :D |
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Ok
mine is like this.. Every year or so, I have this bad stomach
cramp. No, it’s not PMS. And it’s not gas. It’s
something else. My tummy would get bloated and it would hurt like
a motherfu.. okay let’s just say it hurts pretty bad. I
would just lie in bed and groan and sometimes it would just past
after 30 minutes… but one night it got worst and refused
to go away. I did everything, from drinking hot water to rubbing
honey on my thighs… but nothing worked. I even massaged
my stomach to ease the pain.. it was like I was about to give
birth to the anti-christ. Yes, it was that bad.
I had
the bloated stomach thing before and the doctor told me it can
be due to several things like stress, or irregular eating habits..
Which is kinda true.. I eat my breakfast at lunch time and eat
my lunch time when supper hits.. So, what he said might make sense.
Anywho, one night.. like about 2plus in the am, I got this pain
so severe that I started to go crazy.. just like that girl in
Exorcist movie. I spout ancient languages I didn’t even
realise I knew. I started to crawl on walls and I shed my bermudas
and go butt naked.. nolah.. not really butt naked.. I changed
to wear my Dad sarong instead.. and yes.. it’s a clean sheet
of sarong. (I’m not a sarong kinda guy because I realised
sarongs can really trap Singapore heat and make your legs sweat..
so I wear bermudas at all times. Ok, back to story!) My place
has this 24 hour clinic so I realised that I HAVE to get immediate
medical attention. So there I was, all hunched dragging my sarong,
foaming in the mouth all the way to the clinic like some deranged
Egor.
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This is what I look like if I'm hit with one of those
bloated stomach cramps. |
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Yes,
the legend is true. The sarong monster lurks in the night...
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Fast
forward abit. I can see the doctor was sleeping cause his hair
was flat on one side but enough about that.. giving hairstyle
tips was the last thing on my mind. I told the doc about the
extreme pain in vivid details and he almost burst into tears.
This is when the embarrassing moments starts… he grab
this black and silver medical apparatus from his desk and approach
me with it. The medical device look odd but what the heck, I
just opened my mouth as wide as I could so that the thing could
fit and do whatever that gadget needed to do.. But get this..
My mouth was gaping and the doc went closer but lo and behold,
he shoved the thing in my EAR instead. The device was supposed
to be in my ear, it was some sort of a thermometer. So there
I was with a sarong and my mouth still gaping wide open. Then
I lan-lan slowly close back my mouth lah… KNN! Sibeh sian
man!
How
the hell should I know that thing was supposed to be in my EAR
not in my MOUTH?! Whatever happened to old school thermometers
you put under your tongue? Bloody paiseh but heng only me and
the doc knows. To end this short story, the doc gave me a jab
on the arm and the pain was gone in about 5 seconds. So I dragged
myself back home with my sarong at my ankles suffering from
paisehtitis instead.
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The
medical device the doctor used on me.
Does this look like it belongs in the ear? |
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Only God knows how I felt when this happened. |
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Oh
well, there is one more emabrassing moment I like to share with
you guys and I think I'll save it for next time.
I'm
not a sarong wearing guy,
Evil Bunny!
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